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Reptiles Are Expensive. So Is A Therapist. — Unisex Tee

Black Heather / XS
$23.00
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Reptiles Are Expensive. So Is A Therapist. — Unisex Tee

$23.00
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Enclosures, feeders, vet bills, humidity gauges... nobody warned you it would come to this. But here you are, happily broke and emotionally supported by your favorite scaly roommate. This tee says what every herp keeper is thinking — and looks good doing it.

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² — lightweight and breathable
  • Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • True-to-size fit with just the right stretch

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